Today I Said to Anda...

"That is supposed to be creepy?" (pretends to fall asleep)

"You don't have to........neh........nuh neh nuh neh."

"Beard it beard it beard it beard it beard it buh...b-b-b-b-b..." (bursts out laughing)

ANDA:

"Uh...duh, aela ghella-OW!" 

"Agh! That looks like a pine cone!" 

"AAAUGH! That thing's wearing glasses, I swear!"

Did I Just Read That?

On a therapeutic ice pack:

Reduces hemorrhaging, Muscle Spasms and Pain Promotes Faster Recovery

That's weird...when I'm sick, hurting usually doesn't either mean I'm getting better or happen.
Plus i don't know what hemorrhaging is.

Did I Just Read That?

Today, Anda asked how to install Java onto my new laptop. When she Googled the manual to try to find out how, we found this sentence:

Some Java applications may experience problems or worse problems under other JREs.

So what's the difference between a problem and a worse problem?

Science experiment

This is an easy-to-do science experiment. You will only need an ordinary pair of fingernail clippers. Science experiments always have a question and an answer. This time, the question is "does a pair of clippers', uh, thing...

Does it do a complete rotation if flipped over halfway through?" We'll find out with my little experiment i threw together. Here's the directions.

Move the little thing like this. 

Flip it over.

Repeat step 1.

The conclusion might seem like "no," but it's actually yes. One side makes half a rotation, then it flips over and completes the rotation while the other side makes another half-rotation.

no restarts

my computer has been fixed by mom. it still groans, but it dosent restart. now it is perfect for working on projects like mario, but the mario constructor cannot run. mario worker and game maker do, though.

pikmin enemies

hey! hello! my favorite pikmin enemy is the beady long legs. ya know, like this one:

my least favorite one is the waterwraith, `cept in bully den. ya know, like this one:

 I digitally removed some of the extra lines.

websites

anyone been to WWW.PBSKIDS.ORG? anyone been to WWW.MOOSEBUTTER.COM/JONES? if you have not, try internet explorer or firefox. next,
click on WWW.PBSKIDS.ORG or WWW.MOOSEBUTTER.COM/
JONES.

(2010 Edit: You can also use Google Chrome.)