Did I Just Read That?

This. Just...this.
Teen chased up tree by Voldemort the fainting goat

Today I Said to Anda...

"That is supposed to be creepy?" (pretends to fall asleep)

"You don't have to........neh........nuh neh nuh neh."

"Beard it beard it beard it beard it beard it buh...b-b-b-b-b..." (bursts out laughing)

ANDA:

"Uh...duh, aela ghella-OW!" 

"Agh! That looks like a pine cone!" 

"AAAUGH! That thing's wearing glasses, I swear!"

Did I Just Read That?

I was up tonight with just me and mom awake. Mom turned on KSL, and I found this weird headline there:

Man killed in avalanche was adventurous, brave, cautious, friends say

What's it like to be friends say?
I don't know about the "brave" part because that headline isn't up anymore, but the new one is equally funny.

Father of snowboarder says he lived good, adventurous life

I  wonder how he said that if he was already dead?
Here's the article in question.

Worms All Around

Today I unearthed a worm in my peach. It was like one inch long (aka an Inchworm) and it was crawling all around my peach, and Mom said it was lucky I didn't find half a worm, because it would have mean I'd eaten the other half. Ew. She also said that it's rare to find a worm in a storebought peach. I let the worm go outside by blowing it off, and afterwards I threw my peach away, because it's very unnerving to get a worm in your peach.
Egh.

Did I Just SAY That?

Today i asked mom:
"What's donut divided by Pi minus nine-thousand-and one plus two minus the possibility of an earthquake shattering a donut into two perfect halves?"
Now THAT'S a brain buster for all you math madmen out there!

Amusementine Parque

Today we went to an amusement park. It was called Lakeside, and there were so many crazily-fun rides that you'd probably faint if you went to nine other amusement parks that day. There were two zones: The Kiddie Zone, and the personally-named Unkiddie Zone. The kiddie zone had a tiny ferris wheel that i wasn't allowed on because i was too tall, a crazily-scary, crazily-fun roller coaster, and tons and tons of spinny rides, including, but not only, a turtle thing with two bumps at the far side.
The Unkiddie Zone was where the really fun stuff was. There was a big ferris wheel, which we rode, a Bumper cars thing with boats, which we wanted to ride but didn't have enough time to ride, a tough maze that you had to navigate while avoiding see-through plastic walls  (I called it the Castle of Illusion several times), which we navigated, and a crazy thing called the Huricane where you spin around really fast in a wooden airplane model, which we rode. It was so fun, and i wish we could have stayed for longer.
In short, amusement parks are good at their job. I highly recommend that you go to one at least once in your life.

Welcome to Wyoming

Yesterday, we went to Wyoming. Dad was doing a show. We stayed in a hotel called Hilton Garden, and we watched Dad's show. It was awesome. Dad performed at the old Laramie High School building, and afterwards we did some exploration. There was a cool upstairs, and a REALLY cool gym. It was full of darkness, and Anda pretended she was a ghost griffin! I also came up with this really cool intro to a story.

Hiding in shadow, the Masters of Dark and Evil have waited for many centuries to begin their conquest of the world. Day by day, they consume the souls of the innocent and grow stronger with each one. The only one fabled to be able to defeat them is the legendary Hero of Light, but he has never appeared. To make matters worse, the Dark Masters are beginning their conquest. When will the hero appear, what form will he take, and most importantly, can he stop the Dark Masters?

Afterwards, we checked out the building a little more, and then we went to the store, bought some stuff, came back to the hotel, and went to bed. The next morning, we went swimming. We swam for two hours straight before we had to leave Wyoming, and now we're back in Longmont and I feel like my eyes need to either puke or blow up.